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Letters to God

A child really wants to continue school, but parents do not have the money to finance their schools. mother who is sick will cost to buy drugs. Finally he decided to write a letter to God:

Dear
God
in Heaven

Dear God, I want to go back to school, but my parents had no money. My mother also was ill, wanted to buy drugs.

God I need the money $ 20,000 to buy drugs the mother, $ 20,000 to pay tuition, pay 10,000 for uniforms, books and money Rp 10,000.

So everything is USD 60,000

Thank God, I wait for remittances.

From: ukasya.

Tarzan

One day in the jungle.
Monkey: Tarzan ..., why do you have to wear pants? We all do not wear. There is no secret what the heck?
Tarzan: There is no secret
Monkey: We're good friends. as we have no secrets?
Tarzan: I said no ... yes no
Monkey was not satisfied with the answers Tarzan. So she invited a friend, he was to lodge Tarzan and Tarzan secret spy to find.
As always, before opening his pants clear shower Tarzan, Tarzan soon see a bowel movement, the monkey laugh until stomach pain. Monkey said: No wonder she wears pants, she seemed embarrassed, because he is in front of the tail, short and bushy again.